Coutelier

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

About

J.P. Coutelier is a writer of sci-fi mystery and adventure, diagnosed with autism as an adult. Struggling to fit in as a child, they instead daydreamed to themselves, sometimes going for walks or spending time in the library reading about physics, history, psychology, and philosophy. Not much has changed.

My main series, Irongate: A young autistic woman and a brash sardonic tween investigate weird science and paranormal mysteries, battling evil corporations and savage monsters as the world is changing around them.

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You can now also view my original renders and fanart over on DeviantArt / PixIV / Instagram / BlueSky

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moniquill

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improbcat

This comic is 25 YEARS OLD. This doesn't feel like a joke anymore.

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Terry Pratchett wrote a short story about it in 1990 (So, 35 years ago), called, ifdefDEBUG + ‘world/enough’ + ‘time’

In which a forensic technician in a future world outlines the world he lives in, a place where "artificial reality" is a thing which pretty much everyone makes use of.

So people can choose to view the world through the filter settings they choose on something worryingly close to google glass (Which wouldn't be a thing for a further 22 years in our world). As such, you can edit out anything you don't want to see (or be seen) in your surroundings, be it family members you don't like, ugly people, black people, that sort of thing.

Sexual violence has been cut significantly, since tech allows those so inclined to act out their fantasies in AR space via simulations.

But knowledge is now centralised, all books have been scanned and digitised and the originals left to rot, which is a problem when someone accidentally deletes a good chunk of the data meaning that most literature is now lost.

And so on and so on...

Yeah, this has been a concern for a while now.... and rightly so.

there was a Black Mirror episode where a kid was implanted with something that blocked out any 'stressful' image honestly I thought she would be torn apart by the dog in the ep since she was effectively blind to any potential danger
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Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about the name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

(Six months ago, I did a version of this poll with about five hundred options on the spinner wheel. For this one, I more than doubled it.)

Jasmine is trying to kill me?! but she was my favorite princess! But I've got Toph defending me honestly I've never really watched ATLA but I feel like I'll be okay
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I love the idea of a roomba topography map being the jumping on point for a liminal horror story. House of Leaves II: Roomba.

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You assume it's just a software glitch - obviously some weird reflections or something confused the range finder, and the vacuum's mapping algorithm interpreted the data as a whole second room or hallway.

Sometimes the map shows that the vacuum has actually entered the non-existent space and is cleaning there, but obviously that's just the position tracking also screwing up, so it thinks it's somewhere far away and just maps it to the closest place it thinks exists.

The map keeps growing, though, and the vacuum's taking longer and longer to clean the whole house.

Eventually it's frustrating enough that you start setting aside time to watch it do the cleaning, so you can figure out what surface is confusing it and fix the problem.

Somehow the problem never happens when you're watching.

The vacuum seems more beaten up than you remember - scratches and small dents, nothing to stop it from working, but you're not sure where they came from.

Once, you look while it's cleaning and can't find it anywhere. The mobile app says it's cleaning the living room, but it's obviously not there. The app is often wrong, though, and when you hear it trundling around the dining room, which you just checked, you guess you must have just... missed it somehow?

When you empty its bin, there's strange, golden dust in it that you've never seen before.

You install a few cameras. Every time the vacuum malfunctions, it's always when it's behind something or in a dead zone between cameras. Even when you move the cameras. It's a different place every time.

Did you spill ketchup somewhere? There are desiccated flecks of brown and red in the vacuum bin.

You get a Bluetooth tracker - it's supposed to help you find your keys or your wallet if you misplace them - and you glue it to the vacuum.

That night, the vacuum has a new scrape on it, like it ran into something, and the tracker has been knocked off. You can't find it; the tracker app just says it's "out of range or turned off".

You look at your robotic vacuum. It's got more scratches and scrapes even than you remember from a few days ago. You check your camera footage and yeah, it's definitely gotten more beaten up. No footage of it running into anything, though.

One of the dents almost looks like a... bite mark? You must be imagining that.

You sit and think for a long time. You know it's just a machine; you know humans tend to anthropomorphize anything that moves (all the more so because of the googly eyes you attached when you got it), and you don't want to fall into that superstitious fallacy.

It's just a machine.

You look at the dents and cuts on its frame.

You sigh, turn off the cameras, and duct-tape a kitchen knife to the robot.

"Just don't scratch up the sofa." you mutter, feeling silly, and press the "clean now" button.

The startup beep is the same noise as always, and you tell yourself there's no way it could possibly sound 'excited'.

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adastraperamorem

Being told to stop using em dashes in my writing because ChatGPT uses them a lot and people might think it's written by AI...

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mikkeneko

On a more serious note: there's no point in changing your style to be less like AI, because AI adapts based on what the most popular style is. It will also change. I'm not interested in participating an eternal Zen archer's race with a machine.

as I've said before AI chooses things because they are common in the examples I've seen you will sometimes notice odd stuff like it not really understanding internal monologue but I imagine it will get better at things like that in time as well
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In Prince's funky name, amen.

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Millennial here. All the above and:

Please send me the training or tutorial in a written format with maybe some screenshots if necessary. I don't want a video tutorial. I don't want to waste time trying to scroll to the exact moment in the instructions that I need and then have to pause and replay it because I missed the .01 seconds of actually relevant information.

Please. Text. Maybe some images for clarification. I can read. I promise.

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Skimmable, SEARCHABLE instructions. If they're long, there should be a hyperlinked table of contents.

debetesse

Elder Millennial here cosigning HARD

If you really need to show a movement, embed a gif or 15-scond-or-less video in the text, like Jod intended.

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I work in science communications and I am constantly hearing about how we need to try to do video to appeal to the newest generation of scientists and it's like do you think physicists who can't read are a good idea?

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Gen z and please just give me text!

dduane

This. All of this. AH PLEASE GOD NO MORE INTERMINABLE TUTORIALS THAT TURN OUT TO BE NOT NEARLY ENOUGH ABOUT THE SUBJECT BUT ALL ABOUT THE TUBER IN LOVE WITH THE SOUND OF THEIR OWN VOICE.

Just write a damn article and stick in a few screenshots or whatever where necessary.

...FFS.

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violence and death and dying and blood and guts and gore and violence and viscera and fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

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@markscherz do you know what type of frog this is? I can't tell if its a small adult or a baby frog.

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This is a juvenile Chacophrys pierottii, arguably the most comically proportioned frog ever. Here is an adult. If I had not taken this photo myself I would think it’s some kind of ridiculous meme render.

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These are also the frogs that bury themselves in a backwards spiral that is seriously relatable.

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On my way back from Beaconsfield I did briefly stop in London to change trains. That there in the background is the British Telecoms Tower built in the 1960’s. It’s appeared in pop culture a few times, was turned into a giant lightsaber for Star Wars being released on Blu-Ray, and once displayed a Windows 7 error message for several days (in 2019, so I guess it had fallen behind a bit technologically).

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There also seems to have been this weird idea that persisted a while that it didn’t appear on any maps due to it being a state secret. Yeah; I’m sure the soviet spies would have had no idea about it.

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